Young peter cook architect11/25/2023 ![]() ![]() Whatever you do, people are very interested in it. If you're royal, whatever you do is very interesting. I've always wanted to be part of the royal family because there are great advantages to being royal.Things like " Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance with you." It's a complete lie, of course, but you can't afford to be too scrupulous if you're going to dominate the world. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind us. I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going.I was hoping she'd be able to come to the next meeting of the World Domination League. I tried to go up and talk to her, but she slipped away into the crowd. She'd just popped into the chemist's to buy something, and I saw her sign the cheque "Mrs Hitler" so I knew it was she. I saw her down the Edgware Road only the other day. … Of course Mrs Hitler was a charming woman, wasn't she? She's still alive, you know. Hitler was a very peculiar person wasn't he? He was another dominator you know - Hitler.Well, you have to give up if you're told to get out. May we dominate you?" Then, if they say "Get out," of course we give up. We shall move about in people's rooms and say, "Excuse me, we are the World Domination League.We're hoping to bring a new manifesto out with a more realistic target. The aims, as published in the manifesto, are total domination of the world by 1958. It's a wonderful league, the World Domination League. That's why I formed the World Domination League. I'd vote for any party that would say "I won't allow people to throw garbage all over me." But none of the parties seem to be particularly interested.If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me.But he's quite interested in this limited field. Bleendreeble specialises in the universe. I saw an advertisement the other day for the secret of life. … You get invited to all the smart parties and social gatherings. I've always fancied being a tadpole expert. Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance with you. Wisty for his appearances on On the Braden Beat in 1964. Boylett" in his college years, and then "Mr Arthur Grole" in his Beyond the Fringe years, he eventually named him E. Wisty A role Cook played throughout his career, originally named "Mr. Reflecting on Beyond the Fringe for the book The Complete Beyond The Fringe (1987)Į.I haven't matured, progressed, grown, become deeper, wiser, or funnier. I may have done some other things as good but I am sure none better."Blind", in Derek and Clive (Live) (1976).I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil.As quoted in Daily Express (7 February 1967), and in Tragically I Was an Only Twin : The Complete Peter Cook (2002) by William Cook, p.I’d feel a lot easier if I’d met him and imitated him, as a matter of fact. I've never met the man he came out of me. He is a completely lost creature, he never works, never moves, has no background and suspects everybody is peering at him and trying to get his secrets out of him. I’ve always felt very closely identified with that sort of personality. Aims in the Manifesto of The World Domination League by E.Elimination of spindly insects and encouragement of lovely little newts who dance about and are happy. Training BEES for uses against foreign powers, and so on.Ĩ. ![]() Stopping the GOVERNMENT from crawling up our pipes and listening to all we say.ħ. Snow and Alan Freeman and their replacement with fine TREES.Ħ. ![]() ![]() The bodily removal from this planet of C. The finding of lovely ladies for Spotty Muldoon within the foreseeable future.ĥ. Domination of the astral spheres quite soon too.ģ. Caption to a cartoon drawn by Roger Law, published in The Observer (8 July 1962).I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction. You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained.I'd vote for any party that would say "I won't allow people to throw garbage all over me." But none of the parties seem to be particularly interested. Stopping the GOVERNMENT from crawling up our pipes and listening to all we say. Quotes Total domination of the world by 1958. ![]()
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